Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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