did you get engaged???
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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