whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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