He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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