Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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