if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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