he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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