I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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