this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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