Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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