you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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