Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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