well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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