Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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