I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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