Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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