Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think i peed on brittanys purse
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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