Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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