D3 body, D1 cock
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
there was a trapeze. enough said
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Dicks are not precious.
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