Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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