My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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