So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
