it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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