a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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