Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"