the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar