At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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