Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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