Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just pynch a tree in the face
she woke up with a sticky ear
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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