I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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