No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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