my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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