We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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