To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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