I don't think brook has ever known best
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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