I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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