if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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