I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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