Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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