Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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