it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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