My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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