he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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