This girl is more easily done than said...
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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