so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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