They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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