i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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