Porn is love you can see.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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