So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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