I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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