i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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