words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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