Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Randomize